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(303): View more from Colorado

A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed

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(212): View more from New York

that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me

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(312): View more from Illinois

Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.

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(979): View more from Texas

She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..

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(416): View more from Ontario

I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.

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(630): View more from Illinois

She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce

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(425): View more from Washington

You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap

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(650): View more from California

Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I ate cake in bed. Felt great

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