Nicole vs. Life
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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