So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
