what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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