wanna go halves on a baby?
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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