Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
time to smoke my breakfast
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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