He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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