we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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