i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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