how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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