Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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