i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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