how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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