This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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