it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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