she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Randomize
