I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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