Umm I'm too high to move.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I showed him my bush... on skype.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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