Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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