Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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