If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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