Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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