I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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