Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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