brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Randomize
