i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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