found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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