There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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