Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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