i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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