i need an iv and a liver transplant
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Bring me that man meat
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Randomize
