Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I did not marry a roomba.
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