I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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