You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
