Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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