no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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