We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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