i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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