At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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