so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
