My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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