Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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