we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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