But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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