No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
