is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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