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Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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