If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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