You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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