at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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