Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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