Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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