Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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