I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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